Romance is not dead

[McMouse]

A bloke was always being told by his missus that he watched too much sport on TV. It was always football, cricket, rugby, golf and darts.

The bloke decides he better show the missus that he does care for her so books a table for 8 o'clock on the Friday night.

By 9 though things were alot worse, she hadnt potted a single red.

[Seafarer1966]

Good one....texting it across the electronic ether right now.

[Sachs]

lol!