Infrequently..?

[alavahalf]

A couple who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a

long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to

get married.

Before the wedding they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of

their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned

over towards her and whispered ..

'Is that one word or two?

[marval]

lol have heard it before though.

[Seafarer1966]

Clever joke. Like it.

[Francis Asis]

I don't get it.

[lilsecret]

Francis . . . .apparently neither does the old gentleman!

[mollykins]

part of his anatomy in (her) frequently

or

intimacy infrequently

[Francis Asis]

Just popped back to say "doh" I get it now. Unfortunately you had already noticed I'm being a bit slow today.