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A judge jails and Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman for 20 years each. It's the judges birthday and he's in a good mood so he grants each man the right to take anything they want into jail with them. The Englishman asks for three blonde nymphomaniac ladies who also have lesbian tendencies and diplomas in massage. The Scotsman asks for a thousand cases of best whisky. The Irishman ponders his choice......Hmmmm....he says.....Oi've never been a ladies man and oi've given up the demon drink....oi do enjoy a smoke though bejaysus an' holy farder so I do. So he takes fifty thousand cigarettes into jail with him.
Twenty years later the men are released. The Englishmans cell is full of children and he is lying on the floor dying of exhaustion. The Scotsmans cell is opened and he is lying on his bed with a swollen liver and he's peed his trousers. The Irishmans cell is opened and he says........Has anybody got a light?
Twenty years later the men are released. The Englishmans cell is full of children and he is lying on the floor dying of exhaustion. The Scotsmans cell is opened and he is lying on his bed with a swollen liver and he's peed his trousers. The Irishmans cell is opened and he says........Has anybody got a light?
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