Just been sent this!

[Sachs]

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are bringing together the 'Clio' and the 'Taurus' and calling it 'Clitaurus' It comes in pink, and it is assumed that the average male car thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is! ;0)

[caslass]

The best laugh I've had all week.

[marval]

HaHa lol

[jno]

but still needs 20 minutes of hand-cranking before it'll start.

[redman41]

Ha Ha ! Where's craft and her smart Car

[LoftyLottie]

Lovely, jno. Good joke made better by your contribution!!

[Sachs]

You might know a fella would have to contribute! ;0)

[oldowl]

They're also bringing out a cross between the Allegro and Range Rover - it's call
Alegover.

[sara3]

it'll probably still work better with no male intervention.

[ChuckFickens]

try looking for it in your local shop, under cleaning products instead :)