In the doghouse.

[NoMercy]

Alfie's just nicked my dinner of the kitchen side. I went in there to get it and it was nowhere to be seen. The little git had jumped up on the side, ran outside and downstairs and ate it. I just found the packaging under the olive tree.

He's sulking outside now after a severe telling off.

[MOUCHA]

Show Alfie on your tax return as "Food Taster". Oh dear NoM, you must stop giving up things - cigs, alcohol, food - there is nothing left now for Lent (:-)

[tamborine]

eat his dinner - that'll teach him!

[NoMercy]

He's knocking on the door now. Shall I let him in or leave him out there a bit longer?

[craft1948]

Let him in....it's your fault for leaving food where he could get it (poor bugger must have been starving)..............

[MOUCHA]

Is Alfie per chance Portuguese? Tua casa - mea casa, tua jantar - mea jantar. Oh bless him NoM - it must be the 'stray' in him - never misses an opportunity. You have reminded me of my late, great Newfi who pinched a whole tub of pate from the kitchen work top and devoured it in seconds. The next morning I awoke to the smell of what I thought was a gas leak.........................................

[NoMercy]

He's a greedy little bugger, Craft. He had biscuits and scrambled egg at lunchtime, so he's not hungry. He knows he's not allowed to steal food. I put it on top of the hob and so he must have jumped up there and dragged it down.

[craft1948]

okay..........lock the bugger out after giving him 50 lashes....

[MOUCHA]

Craft - he would look daft with eye makeup on

[NoMercy]

Aww.... I wouldn't harm a hair on his head. He did get a shouting at and a finger wagging though. I might leave him out there until I've had my bath. It's quite balmy out and he has a "bed" out there anyway.

What am I going to have for my meal now then....??

[craft1948]

he might look like Princess Tiame......

[boxtops]

GoCat goes quite well with pasta....

[MOUCHA]

Don't think so craft cos that would make NoM look like Jordan. Oh...................
(only joking NoM)

[NoMercy]

Alfie looks like Bambi....

[China Doll]

Bambi would be delicious in a pie... And Alfie did eat your dinner... I think I see a way! ;oP

[NoMercy]

Carabint... ya cheeky so and so... I'm wasting away here.

lol. I'm having boiled eggs and soldiers for dinner :-(

Aww China... you should see his little face right now. I've let him in and he's sulking on the sofa.

[China Doll]

Awwww... I always give in when either of my mums dogs sulk, they're too cute.... Although admittedly neither of them has ever nicked my dinner and I suspect I'd have to kill them if they did. Well, unless it was mum that did the cooking.... ;0)

I like boiled egg and soldiers... My mum told me off last year as she served some up and she'd only cut the toast in half and I queried this... I got told I was 'ruined' and to 'act your age' ... And then she cut my toast for me when I stuck out my bottom lip... I mean honestly, boiled eggs come soldiers! You just can't get the service sometimes...

[MOUCHA]

Is Alfie sulking or might he have reflux? You didn't elaborate on what your dinner was (going to be)

[snags]

''And then she cut my toast for me when I stuck out my bottom lip''

Good grief...