Chicken

[marval]

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up.

At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.

"don't worry, " he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system:

"Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."

[another-view]

*giggles*

[mrs_overall]

Nice one!

[ll_billym]

Is that why they call them chicken fillets?