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Even older joke for Easter
Jesus is nailed to the cross. He manages to gasp out a few words
"Mother, mother.....come closer, I have something to tell you"
Mary doesn't hear him - so he calls again
"Mother......I have someting to say.....
Mary approaches the cross..."Yes my son. What is it ?"
"Don't eat all the F***ing Easter Eggs - I'll be back on Sunday !!"
"Mother, mother.....come closer, I have something to tell you"
Mary doesn't hear him - so he calls again
"Mother......I have someting to say.....
Mary approaches the cross..."Yes my son. What is it ?"
"Don't eat all the F***ing Easter Eggs - I'll be back on Sunday !!"
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