Gay Flight Attendant.

[NoMercy]

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good
Mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
Said... 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big
Scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays
Up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
Well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines when I asked
You to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the Ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch'

[marval]

Heard it before, still made me smile.

[craft1948]

ha ha...........I 'may' have read this somewhere the other day, but still funny.

[NoMercy]

You probably read it on bfm, Crafty. I got it from Leg who got it from Dusty.

[boxtops]

Without the joke and not quite so off the wall in what he said, this flight attendant must have been the guy in charge of the cabin on our flight out to Malage in February - I've never experienced quite such a chatty and laidback set of announcements before!