Toilet humour

[bigfoot3000]

The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you doing?'

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied 'Not too bad thanks.'

After a short pause, I heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to?'

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, 'Just having a quick number 2... How about yourself?'

The next thing i heard him say was ...... 'Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some idiot in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.'

[marval]

lol have heard it before

[ummmm]

Lol....funny :-)

[mollykins]

finally something that made me smile after the outrage of the pedigree dogs.

[ummmm]

You need to sit back and think before you type Molly......

[bigfoot3000]

Lol, cheers guys Unfortunately I had to tone down the joke and substitute a 4 letter word beginning with "C' for "Idiot" and a more descriptive word for "Number 2" Im sure we can all use our imaginations!