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TOP 15 EUPHEMISMS FOR "GETTING YOUR PERIOD"
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- Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara
- Trolling for Vampires
- A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy
- Saddling Old Rusty
- Feelin' Menstru-riffic!
- Clean-Up in Aisle One
- Massacre at the Y
- T-Minus 9 Months and Holding
- Game Day for the Crimson Tide
- Panty Shields Up, Captain!
- Taking Carrie to the Prom
- Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band
- Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
- Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp
- Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
- Trolling for Vampires
- A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy
- Saddling Old Rusty
- Feelin' Menstru-riffic!
- Clean-Up in Aisle One
- Massacre at the Y
- T-Minus 9 Months and Holding
- Game Day for the Crimson Tide
- Panty Shields Up, Captain!
- Taking Carrie to the Prom
- Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band
- Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
- Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp
- Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
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Three couples in a hotel on their wedding night. All the men brag about how good the night will be. They decide to let the others know how good the sex is by the breakfast they eat.
The next morning they all come down for breakfast, first man orders a full English breakfast. The second man orders cereal and toast. They both look at the third, to see what he orders. The third man turns to the waiter and says "I'll have a jam sandwich please."
The next morning they all come down for breakfast, first man orders a full English breakfast. The second man orders cereal and toast. They both look at the third, to see what he orders. The third man turns to the waiter and says "I'll have a jam sandwich please."
These are sooooo old but relevant to this thread:
A man visits a prossie. She answers the door and explains to him that she's on her menstrual cycle. He says....no problem....I'll follow you on my Honda.
A man visits a prossie and she tells him she's on her period but he's welcome to come in for a drink. The man storms off saying....Do I really look like Dracula?
On the subject of what to say when a woman is menstruating I usually say Liverpool are playing at home (red home kit Molly before you ask hon).
A man visits a prossie. She answers the door and explains to him that she's on her menstrual cycle. He says....no problem....I'll follow you on my Honda.
A man visits a prossie and she tells him she's on her period but he's welcome to come in for a drink. The man storms off saying....Do I really look like Dracula?
On the subject of what to say when a woman is menstruating I usually say Liverpool are playing at home (red home kit Molly before you ask hon).
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