Takeaway

[Seafarer1966]

I ordered a chinese takeaway last night. The chinese delivery guy brought it to my house and said it was £20. I said to him.......what's Jordans eldest son called?

He said.....Halfey Price.

I said.....here's a tenner now get lost.

[tamborine]

Seafarer1966....disgusting! Doing the chinese out of his hard-earned income but I like it ;)

[crisgal]

wouldn't he have said halfey plice?

[ELVIS68]

Wouldn`t he have said Splace Hopper?