Crosswords1 min ago
You've got me started on the Welsh jokes now !
A Welsh farmer wins £6 million on the lottery and decides to have a mansion built on his land.
He is looking at the plans and giving the builder his final instructions.
"I want it built at the top of that field but don't disturb the large oak tree on the right because that's where I had my first sex.................Oh and don't disturb the tree below it as that's where her mother was watching us when I had my first sex. !"
The Builder is shocked and splutters "What - you were having sex with her daughter while her mother watched. !!!!!!!
What did she say ?"
"Baaaaaaaa !!!"
He is looking at the plans and giving the builder his final instructions.
"I want it built at the top of that field but don't disturb the large oak tree on the right because that's where I had my first sex.................Oh and don't disturb the tree below it as that's where her mother was watching us when I had my first sex. !"
The Builder is shocked and splutters "What - you were having sex with her daughter while her mother watched. !!!!!!!
What did she say ?"
"Baaaaaaaa !!!"
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