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Sky diver
this is an oldie but....
1st time sky diver - jumps out of the plane, he's heading towards earth, pulls his cord and it doesn't work.
Hurling towards the ground in panic he see's a guy coming up towards him. In mid-air as they cross paths the sky diver asks 'do you know anything about parachutes' 'No' the other guy say's 'I know fu*k all about gas ovens either'.
1st time sky diver - jumps out of the plane, he's heading towards earth, pulls his cord and it doesn't work.
Hurling towards the ground in panic he see's a guy coming up towards him. In mid-air as they cross paths the sky diver asks 'do you know anything about parachutes' 'No' the other guy say's 'I know fu*k all about gas ovens either'.
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