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5 year old's first paypacket..
This is a quick story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It's allegedly true and makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.
A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day Joe, Steve and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking to the workers.
She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
They even gave her, her very own hard hat and gloves.
At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the bank cashier.
The little girl proudly replied, 'I worked all last week with the men building a big house.'
'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'Will you be working on the house again this week, as well?' The little girl thought for a moment and said...
'I think so. Provided those w*nkers at Jewsons deliver the f*cking bricks.'
A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day Joe, Steve and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking to the workers.
She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
They even gave her, her very own hard hat and gloves.
At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the bank cashier.
The little girl proudly replied, 'I worked all last week with the men building a big house.'
'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'Will you be working on the house again this week, as well?' The little girl thought for a moment and said...
'I think so. Provided those w*nkers at Jewsons deliver the f*cking bricks.'
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Go to the page about the dead goldfish..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l641JZwsQVU
At the top of the page yousee the address bar which starts with http://www
Right click on it and select copy...
Then just save it in word by opening word, right click on the blank page and then choose paste.... and close.
You will then be asked if you want to save changes...yes... and give it a title..ie dead goldfish...and save.
I think that's right...let us know..!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l641JZwsQVU
At the top of the page yousee the address bar which starts with http://www
Right click on it and select copy...
Then just save it in word by opening word, right click on the blank page and then choose paste.... and close.
You will then be asked if you want to save changes...yes... and give it a title..ie dead goldfish...and save.
I think that's right...let us know..!
I'm a complete idiot doing anything like this, I've got it as far as Google Chrome but the message says I cant view it without the Adobe flash player update? Don't understand that, if I can view it on your link. (I'm not even sure how it got to Google chrome I was trying to find word!) I can hear you sighing from here. I'll have a go just trying to paste it to the email i want to send it with, as CAS suggested, not sure it will work knowing me. I may be some time.
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