Ho Ho Ho

[lindylou16]

An old Chinese man dies and his family take his body to the funeral parlour. They tell the undertaker that they're so sad coz he always wore his blue suit, but had just thrown it out before he died. All they had was a black suit but couldn't afford to buy a new blue one. The undertaker said he felt terrible but there was nothing he could do. The family turned up for the funeral and couldn't believe their eyes..... there in the coffin was their dad wearing a nice blue suit. They asked the undertaker how he managed to get a blue suit, and he said " you'll never believe your luck, just after you left the other day, another Chinese family came in with the exact same problem, except their dad always wore a black suit but died in a blue suit, so I just.......... switched the coffins".

[mohill]

In the version I heard they just switched the heads..

[crisgal]

he switched heads in the version i heard. and they weren't chinese.