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The Vicar Buys a Parrot
'Now, you're sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?' he inquired.
'Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot',
'the storekeeper assures him.
'Do you see those strings on his legs?
When you pull the right one, he recites the Lord's Prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.'
'Brilliant. Wonderful!' grins the Vicar, 'but what happens if I pull both strings?'
'I fall off my fukcing perch', screeched the parrot.
'Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot',
'the storekeeper assures him.
'Do you see those strings on his legs?
When you pull the right one, he recites the Lord's Prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.'
'Brilliant. Wonderful!' grins the Vicar, 'but what happens if I pull both strings?'
'I fall off my fukcing perch', screeched the parrot.
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