Custody Battle

[Madmonks]

A little boy took his parents to court because he did not want to live with them anymore. The judge said to him "So why don't you want to live with your dad?"
"Because he beats me" said the little boy.
"Why don't you want to live with your mum then?" asked the judge.
Because she beats me aswell.
"Oh" said the judge "Well who would you like to live with then?"
The little boy replied






" I would like to live with the England World Cup squad, because they don't beat anyone!!"

[Jemisa]

I heard that one around the 2006 World Cup time....

jem

[Madmonks]

Probably, they were rubbish then too!