Football

[marval]

Did you hear about the England international player who had a date with a referee's daughter?

She penalised him three limes - for handling, interference and trying to pull off a jersey.



A well-known footballer and his wife recently decided to take a holiday at a nudist camp.

He was asked to referee the camp football match but, surprisingly, he declined the offer.

'Why did you refuse to referee that match?' asked his wife.

'I wasn't too happy about where I had to carry the spare whistle,' replied the husband.

[bibblebub]

no I haven't heard - which player's daughter? was this in the News Of The World?

and where did he have to carry the spare whistle? In his left hand?

[Canary42]

Three limes ? Are they like yellow cards then ?