Bear

[marval]

A former Marine was now working for UPS, He and his wife bought their 4-year-old son two stuffed bears, one in a UPS uniform, the other in full Marine dress. The boy was happy for the gift, but appeared a bit confused. So his father dug out an old photo of himself in his Marine uniform and showed it to him.

"See Ronnie, this is daddy," he said pointing to the photo, and then to the bear.

The boy looked from the picture to the bear and back again, and then asked, in a puzzled voice, "You used to be a bear?"

[piggynose]

i cant imagine buying a 4yr old 2 stuffed bears, it scared the life out of him!!

[jno]

well, it wouldn't be a full-size one, would it, Piggy, it'd be a teddy bear. A Marine's son isn't going to be scared of a teddy, probably.