An antelope was asked to go to a dance. She bought a new dress and necklace
for the dance. Then she had her horns and hooves done.
Since she lived alone, she struggled to dress herself. Running late, she
encountered a herd of stampeding buffalo approaching the trail. She thought
she was fast enough to get past them.
But, unfortunately, she was run over by the buffalo.
And this is the origin of the self-dressed stamped antelope.
its a shame, i´m sure you are a funny person in reality. most funny jokes/stories are only as funny as the person that tells them, eg tommy cooper, not really good jokes, but his delivery made it impossible not to laugh