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marval | 17:41 Sat 31st Jul 2010 | Jokes
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An antelope was asked to go to a dance. She bought a new dress and necklace
for the dance. Then she had her horns and hooves done.

Since she lived alone, she struggled to dress herself. Running late, she
encountered a herd of stampeding buffalo approaching the trail. She thought
she was fast enough to get past them.

But, unfortunately, she was run over by the buffalo.

And this is the origin of the self-dressed stamped antelope.
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I like it, nice play on words, this is my sort of joke.
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Go on Bradycat why not. Glad you liked it Boxy.
Just what I needed - it made me smile!
Sorry marval.....not up to your usual stampede.....
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Sorry craft will try better next time.
well it made me smile
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Oh good, keep smiling
I feel awful now :-(
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Don't worry craft, some like them some don't
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has it got buckles on the back..........
bradycat, we spoke about this earlier!
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I am enjoying these
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its a shame, i´m sure you are a funny person in reality. most funny jokes/stories are only as funny as the person that tells them, eg tommy cooper, not really good jokes, but his delivery made it impossible not to laugh
yes, I'm enjoying the jokes.
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Well done bradycat, I knew you would have to post another one.

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