On holiday on the Costa del Sol ....
Fred found a nice little cafe and the Specials Board was advertising meatballs and spaghetti at a good price ... so he ordered them. Out came the waiter with a huge plate of spaghetti with two enormous meatballs on the top. Fred enjoyed them so much, he went for the same again on the second day.
On the third day, the waiter came out with a huge plate .... but two little meatballs nestled in the spaghetti.
Disappointed, Fred asked the waiter why the meatballs were so much smaller. "Well", explained the waiter ..... "We get the meatballs from the bullring down the road .... but the matador doesn't always win".
(Apologies if anyone thinks this joke is in bad taste. I am, in fact, a huge animal lover, and I think this joke is in bad taste. Don't even know why I posted it. I in no way approve of bullfighting. In fact, I think it is abhorrent .....)
Oh bugger it. I'm away to bed. Night all. xxx