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Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.. So sit back,relax and...... OH, MY GOD !'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Irish passenger yelled...
'For f*#k's sake ...... You should see the back of mine!!!'
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.. So sit back,relax and...... OH, MY GOD !'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Irish passenger yelled...
'For f*#k's sake ...... You should see the back of mine!!!'
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bobbi....CB was crappier than EVER.....at least your crap is tolerable.
For example...there was the usual thread about "What did you have for breakfast?".....you know the sort......well to take the p1ss, I posted a question."What colour loo roles do you use?".......Everybody took it seriously and it went to over 50 posts..........can you believe the mentality?
For example...there was the usual thread about "What did you have for breakfast?".....you know the sort......well to take the p1ss, I posted a question."What colour loo roles do you use?".......Everybody took it seriously and it went to over 50 posts..........can you believe the mentality?
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