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Bobbisox | 09:55 Mon 16th Aug 2010 | Jokes
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Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.. So sit back,relax and...... OH, MY GOD !'

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

One Irish passenger yelled...

'For f*#k's sake ...... You should see the back of mine!!!'
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Welcome back.....nobody missed you ;-)
Lol Sqad....yes they did :-)
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you are a real smoothie ha-ha x
Welcome back from Holiday Bobbisox, I take it you had a good time !
Whilst you were away from here craft married for the 4th time but she has now filed for divorce as he didn't live up to expectations !! :-)))))))))
bobbi....CB was crappier than EVER.....at least your crap is tolerable.
For example...there was the usual thread about "What did you have for breakfast?".....you know the sort......well to take the p1ss, I posted a question."What colour loo roles do you use?".......Everybody took it seriously and it went to over 50 posts..........can you believe the mentality?
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ha-ha, well mine is white sqad,,,,
Hi bobbi.
Hope you had a great holiday and are feeling good.
Nice to see you back.
Kind regards dg xx
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hello dg, thanks x
Good joke, hope you had a good holiday
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hello marval, I did thankyou x
Glad you did
Bring back Leggy. It just ain't the same.
Brill ;)
where did you go on holiday?
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Benalmadena lumination
thats in spain right? weather nice? im so jealous of people going on holiday!
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yes, southern spain, very hot and humid..
sorry for being pedantic, but why did the irate passenger have to be irish?

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