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[marval]

This letter was sent to the head teacher of the local school, after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the local senior citizens.

An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a prize, and was writing to say thank you.

This story is a credit to humankind. Please forward it to anyone who needs cheering up.


Dear head teacher

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won, at your recent senior citizens lunch.

I am 84 years old and live at the Golden Years old people's home. All of my family have passed away, and I am all alone. I want to thank you for your kindness shown to a forgotten old lady.

My roommate is 95 years old and has always had her own radio, but before I received one she would never let me listen to hers, not even when she was napping.

The other day her radio fell off the bedside cabinet, and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to "f*ck off."

Thank you for that opportunity.

Yours Sincerely

Edna

[craft1948]

lol (I'd do that)..........

[askyourgran]

Lovely story Marval, it always comes to those who wait.

[bookbinder]

A lot of reading for not much of a punch line.

[craft1948]

Was it as long as your last joke bookbinder?

[lindylou16]

I tried mugging an old aged pensioner yesterday.

I said, "Give me all your money now, bitch, or you're geography."

"Don't you mean history?" she replied.

I said, "Don't try to change the subject."

[craft1948]

lol @lindylou......excellent

[marval]

good one lindylou lol