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Dead Duck
A women comes into the vet with a very limp duck.
The vet examines it and say Imsorry your pet duck cuddles has expired.
The distressed woman says Are you sure? I mean you havent done any tests he may be in a coma or a sleep or something.
The vet rolled his eyes and went out and came back with a labrabor retriever.
As the amazed owner looked on the dog put his paws up on the table sniffed the bird nudged it then looked up at the vet with sad eyes.
Next the vet goes out and gets a cat and puts it on the table.
The cat delicately sniffs the duck from head to toe then sits down and sadly shakes its head meows softly and leaves the room.
The vet then says Im sorry your duck is 100% dead.
The vet then goes to his computer prints off the bill for $150.00.
$150.00 to tell me my duck is that exclaimed the owner that is ridiculous.
Well says the vet if you had taken my word for it the bill would have been $20.00 but with the lab report and the cat scan it is now $150.00.
The vet examines it and say Imsorry your pet duck cuddles has expired.
The distressed woman says Are you sure? I mean you havent done any tests he may be in a coma or a sleep or something.
The vet rolled his eyes and went out and came back with a labrabor retriever.
As the amazed owner looked on the dog put his paws up on the table sniffed the bird nudged it then looked up at the vet with sad eyes.
Next the vet goes out and gets a cat and puts it on the table.
The cat delicately sniffs the duck from head to toe then sits down and sadly shakes its head meows softly and leaves the room.
The vet then says Im sorry your duck is 100% dead.
The vet then goes to his computer prints off the bill for $150.00.
$150.00 to tell me my duck is that exclaimed the owner that is ridiculous.
Well says the vet if you had taken my word for it the bill would have been $20.00 but with the lab report and the cat scan it is now $150.00.
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