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Bobbisox | 21:49 Tue 07th Sep 2010 | Jokes
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A 54 year old woman had
a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she
asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she
had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of
it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?"








God replied: "I didn't recognize you."


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*arf* *arf* Very good.
nice
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not one of me best peeps x
Sighhhhhhhhhhh ♥
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hi Moony ♥
Which topic does Jokes come under?
Hi Bobby.
Oops sorry - just realised it's shown at the side - sorry.
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Phrases and sayings...felly
Time for bed i think, i have been up since 2 this morning so nite all & Bobbi.
Sis - have just seen this and you have brightened my day - bless yer pet - I shall take note to stay the same looks wise!!!!!!! ♥
lol, omg
My gran died last week. The funeral director said, "bury her with something she liked."

As the coffin lowered into the ground, all we could hear was grandad shouting for help.
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