I have daily sex ...

[joggerjayne]

Oh, no ... hang on ... sorry ...

... dyslexia

[zzxxee]

very good xx
if dyslexia is a condition where people cant read words correctly why is the word describing the condition so bloody hard to spell !!! lol

[joggerjayne]

LOL x

[zzxxee]

im not mocking any sufferers my eldest daughter has it and copes really well i think x

[joggerjayne]

I know, zzxxee.

When people look at humour and see mockery ... the mockery has come from them!

x

[zzxxee]

my thoughts exactly jj x
daily sex hey sounds good is that twice daily??

[joggerjayne]

Not in my case.

=0(

[zzxxee]

how is mr jj will you be see him anytime soon?

[joggerjayne]

Sorry, zzxxee. I went out for a bit.

Mr JJ is fab and wonderful. I am sooooo head over heels for him.

It's a couple of weeks before I'll get to see him.

=0(

[jno]

lysdexia

(the only one-word joke I know)

[joggerjayne]

LOL

[piggynose]

jno, dont 4 get the glasgow joke, " comfy "

[joggerjayne]

?

[lindylou16]

My boyfriend has left me a note:

"I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted."

Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes.

[marval]

I am dyslexic and I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a dog

[jno]

dyslexic choked to death on his own Vimto.


I don't know that one, Piggynose, as I don't speak Glaswegian - care to explain it for me?

[jackthehat]

comfy = come from

[Answerprancer]

Dyslexic at a ski resort:
"Can I have twenty bensons please"
"What are you asking me for? I'm a toboggonist"

[mike11111]

Dyslexic at a ski resort:
"Can I have twenty bensons please"
"What are you asking me for? I'm a toboggonist"

I really like that one!

[jno]

mm, right, thanks jack.

Dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

[Vicasso]

Did you hear about the two dyslexics who went to a toga party dressed as goats?