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lindylou16 | 12:55 Mon 13th Sep 2010 | Jokes
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A Yorkshire man walks in to a chemist and asks for some arse cream

To which the chemist replys "magnum or cornetto?"
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Not all Yorkshire people talk like that. The joke works better if you say 'a man from South Yorkshire, or more precisely, Barnsley.
Ignore Count.........they're too tight in Barnsley to buy arse cream...
A rich bloke from Barnsley goes to the jewellers and says "Can tha mek us a gold statue o mi dog?"
The jeweller replies "Duz tha want it 18 carat?"
The bloke say "No, chewin a bone yer daft git!"
Why is it not elbow cream?
LOL craft. Funnier than the joke!
don't be daft Chuck....it would lose the 'joke' then.....
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Count I once won the ladies singles title at the Yorkshire Civil Service championships and was told I would be partnering this guy from Barnsley in the national championships.............I couldn't understand a bloody word he said...
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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
looks like only you chuck are awake. as its very unusual to see "ar5e" here without it being replaced by elbow. the ed must be at the snooty fox again
Arse is ok now. It's not in the swear filter.

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