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Answerprancer | 23:06 Mon 20th Sep 2010 | Jokes
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...has advised that the Vatican City entry to the Eurovision Song Contest "I Can't Get No Contraception" be cancelled as he's told them to pull out at the last minute.
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Dearie me - lifted directly from "Not the Nine O'Clock News"...
23:07 Mon 20th Sep 2010
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:-p
I knew someone would spot it ;-)
23:10 Mon 20th Sep 2010
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Be honest though - was that from memory or did you both go off to see if I'd nicked it from somewhere ?
04:41 Thu 23rd Sep 2010
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Mine was from memory :)
00:01 Sat 25th Sep 2010
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Mine too, and I'm pretty sure it was Mel Smith who read it...
00:11 Sat 25th Sep 2010
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It was Gerald the Gorilla
00:18 Sat 25th Sep 2010
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He bloody does eat daffodils !
00:21 Sat 25th Sep 2010
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I think you're right Mark, Pam did the American Express ad (..would you like to rub my t!ts too?) :-)
00:23 Sat 25th Sep 2010
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