A physics joke.

[Andyvon]

Two atoms walk into a bar to have a drink together.

Then the first atom says "Hang on a minute. I think I've lost an electron!"
The second atom says "Are you sure?"
The first atom says "Yeah - I'm positive!"

[MarkRae]

There are only 10 types of people in the world - those who speak binary and those who don't...

[squarebear]

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

[Jemisa]

-- G R O A N !!

[askyourgran]

Very clever andyvon.

[squarebear]

What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
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"Let me atom."

[BertiWooster]

English Man , Irish Man , Scottish man goes for an interview for a job .
They are sitting outside the boss's office .

The door opens and the english man is called in - 1 minute later he comes back out .

Irish man - '' That was quick - what did he ask you ?''
English man - '' he held up his right hand and said which hand am i holding up - i said your right hand and he said - you can have a job.''
Irish man - '' hmmmm''


The door opens and the scottish man is called in - 1 minute later he comes back out .

Irish man - '' Blimey , that was quick as well - what did he ask you ?''
Scottish man- '' he held up his left hand and said which hand am i holding up - i said your left hand and he said - you can have a job''

Irish man - '' hmmmm ''



The door opens and the Irish man is called in .
On entering the room, the boss is at the sink ,washing his hands .

'' Hey '' , shouts the irish man - '' that's cheating - your'e shuffling them ''