English Man , Irish man ....

[BertiWooster]

English Man , Irish Man , Scottish man goes for an interview for a job .
They are sitting outside the boss's office .

The door opens and the english man is called in - 1 minute later he comes back out .

Irish man - '' That was quick - what did he ask you ?''
English man - '' he held up his right hand and said which hand am i holding up - i said your right hand and he said - you can have a job.''
Irish man - '' hmmmm''


The door opens and the scottish man is called in - 1 minute later he comes back out .

Irish man - '' Blimey , that was quick as well - what did he ask you ?''
Scottish man- '' he held up his left hand and said which hand am i holding up - i said your left hand and he said - you can have a job''

Irish man - '' hmmmm ''



The door opens and the Irish man is called in .
On entering the room, the boss is at the sink ,washing his hands .

'' Hey '' , shouts the irish man - '' that's cheating - your'e shuffling them ''

[trt]

Dont get it.

[Seafarer1966]

trt.......the Irish man sees the boss rubbing his hands together under the tap and thinks of them as playing cards.....shuffling them? Whatever you do don't give up your day job mate.

[BertiWooster]

(-:

[jno]

well, I got it... and I liked it...