What flies and wobbles?

[AB Editor]

A jellycopter.

[zzxxee]

god ed you need to get out more mate !!! x

[AB Editor]

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?

A walkie-talkie!

[AB Editor]

Why couldn't the Mini play football?

It only had one boot.

[zzxxee]

how can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?
footprints in your butter

[sarumite]

Who's opened the Christmas crackers so early? ;O)

[AB Editor]

Sorry guys.

[bibblebub]

Who works for 'Apiary Monthly' magazine?

A bee editor

[yogi-bear]

What's the definition between a short sighted marksman and a constipated owl?


One shoots but cannot hit.............One hoots but cannot......



Boom Boom! :0)

[marval]

What do you give a sick pig ?
Oinkment !

[jno]

how do you get two whales in a Mini?

Along the M4

[jaydah]

you, caught up in your zip

[McMouse]

I've lost the will to live.

[marval]

What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head ?
Russell !

[McMouse]

What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.

[marval]

What do you call a man with a wig on his head ?
Aaron !

[berniecuddles]

Q.what do you call someone pretending to be someone else??
A. mollykins yyyyyyeeeeeaaahhhhhh!!

[marval]

Why do bears have fur coats ?
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

[ponjee]

why does a golfer wear to pairs of pants?
incase they get a hole in one.

[ponjee]

what do you call a girl with a toilet on her head?
Loo.

[dustypuss]

What do you call a man swimming in the sea

Bob