10 one liners - - -

[Jemisa]

1 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5 Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

6 We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police

7 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

8 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

9 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

10 If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

[anneasquith]

lol.