Ugly

[marval]

Gwen was one of those ugly women, so ugly it hurts. She never had a boyfriend, so she went to a psychic for help.

Honey, said the psychic, you will not have luck in love in this life. But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet.

Gwen left very happy and excited. As she walked over a bridge, she thought: "The sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins.” She decided to jump off the bridge right away.

But incredibly Gwen didn't die! She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and fainted.

As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started feeling around.

Touching all the bananas, she had a huge smile on her face and said: "GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!… ONE AT A TIME!"