Ho Ho Ho

[lindylou16]

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can.

[Answerprancer]

LOL A guy goes to a fancy dress party with a condom on his hooter, the hostess says:
"What have you come as?" he says "F uck nose!"

[mike11111]

I was going to tell that one!

[Answerprancer]

..ha ! pwned - as they say.

[lucca]

Lol lol lol!

[sidkid]

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only his Y-fronts. The hostess says what are you dressed as?. He says a premature ejaculation. I've just come in my pants.....

[McMouse]

A guy goes to a fancy dress party wearing only Y-fronts. A woman asks him what he's supposed to be. He replies "premature ejaculation". She gives him a questioning look and he says "I've just come in my pants"

[Trojanfarce]

An Irishman attends a fancy dress party where the theme is emotions, naked, with his old chap in a bowl of creamy desert topping.
''What have you come as?'' asks the host
Replies the Irishman ''Oim fockin' dis costard"

[sidkid]

Streuth McMouse - talk about try and steal my thunder !!!

[lucca]

I like that one, Trojanforce!

[lucca]

Or even farce - sorry.

[Answerprancer]

A bloke goes to a fancy dress party carrying a blender, the host says "what have you come as?" "A gorgon" he replies, "What's that under your arm?" the host asks..
"Me juicer".

[askyourgran]

That was good AP