remember Batty Books?

[crisgal]

i was trying to think of some titles to tell the kids. Seems they are just as funny to a nine year kid today as they were forty years ago!
I could only remember:
Rusty Bedsprings by I P Nightly
Angry Tiger by Claude Balls
Cliff climbing by Eileen Dover

help us out!

[sophie_1003]

The Scary House by Hugo First

[squarebear]

The Haunted House by Hugo First
The Grand National by Willie Winn
Knickers on the Floor by Lucy Lastic

These were great fun as kids.

[crisgal]

they still make me laugh! I have been transported back in time. Can still see them on the jokes page in COR - I think it was called that anyway. We must be able to think up more modern ones!

[hc4361]

Walking is for Poor People by Iona Carr

[hc4361]

The Future of Robotics by Cy Borg and Anne Droid

[keithlbw]

I have a feeling this post will go on for quite a while........
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There's a few here to be going on with.....
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http://www.fionasplace.net/BattyBooks.html

[MalcolmY]

Sliding Down The Bannister - by R Stornaway

[DrFilth]

walk in the woods by theresa green

[DrFilth]

heading for a breakdown by aa man

[cojones]

A hole in the desert - by Mustapha Krap

[cojones]

Sexual predators - by Ivor Biggun

[piggynose]

censored names by mike hunt

[marval]

I'm Someone Else by Ima Nonymous

Kangaroo Illnesses by Marcus Wallaby, M.D.

Keeping Old Furniture Looking Good by Ann Teak

New Mexico Tour Book by Albie Kerky

Not a Guitar by Amanda Lin

Care For A Chop? by: Marsha Larts

40 Yards to the toilet by Willy Makeit and Betty Wont

Armed Heists by Robin Banks

Desert Crossing by I. Rhoda Camel

Girl On a Budget by Penny Pincher

[jd_here]

The Furniture Maker by Chester Drawers

[woofgang]

My Mum actually really went to school with a girl called Theresa Green.

[puternut]

piggynose

The guy who services my gas boiler is truthfully called Mike Hunt... but all paperwork is signed 'Michael'

[Jan1957]

Wetting The Bed by I P Nightly

[bluebirdino]

russian rupture by I kikabolakoff.
the tightrope walker by willy fall.
greek and turkish food by donna kebab.
a kick in the groin by major double - upp.
p.s. piggynose , mikes brother is isaac !!!

[magicmerlin]

A cocky little t**t by Isaac Leverdick

[philkool]

babies revenge by norah t i t s o f f