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I proposed to my schizophrenic girlfriend last week

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Avatar | 09:41 Wed 13th Oct 2010 | Jokes
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But she's still in two minds about it.

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My mate finally finished writing his book about cooking with herbs. Its about thyme. .
11:38 Wed 13th Oct 2010
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O groan lol @ both !!!
11:40 Wed 13th Oct 2010
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A couple of sage remarks here. Spices things up a bit.
11:47 Wed 13th Oct 2010
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Not sure if it is a true story - or an urban/internet legend - but apparently a man was accused of raping a girl with multiple personalities.

The girl said it wasn't consensual as only one of them (her personalities) had agreed to sex......
14:21 Wed 13th Oct 2010
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You ought to sell those herb jokes, you'd make a mint.
11:07 Thu 14th Oct 2010

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