How to comfort a widow

McMouse | 11:24 Fri 22nd Oct 2010 | Jokes

6 Answers

Anna, 38 had lost her husband almost a year ago.
Her daughter Katrina, 19 was constantly urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Katrina immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit.
They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her
to join him for a romantic weekend in Venice...

Their first night there, she undressed as he did.
There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties;

…he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked in anticipation, "Why the black panties?"

Replied Anna:
"My breasts you can fondle,
my body is yours to explore,
…but down there I am still mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same—

She stood there wearing the black lacy panties, and he was in his
birthday suit...

…but now he was wearing a black condom .

Anna looked at him and asked softly: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences"…