Drives

[marval]

An old man says to his friend, "I hear you're getting married"
"Yes, I am!"

"Have I met her?"
"No!"

"Is she good looking?"
"Not especially."

"Can she cook?"
"Not really very well."

"Is she rich?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."

"Well, then, why do you want to marry her?"
"Because she still drives!"