What is a calorie?

[Jemisa]

Calorie's are the little bustards that get into
your wardrobe at night and sew your
clothes tighter....

jem

[237SJ]

It`s the amount of energy needed to heat a molecule of water by 1 degree.
In real terms, it`s having a stomach around your knees and saddlebags any horse would be proud of.

[johnny.5]

dunno but there are loads in wedding cake

[jackles]

if you eat one you have to jog around the block to get rid of it!

[whiskeryron]

the wedding cake ????