Golf Lessons?

[Jemisa]

> Man killed on golf course
>
> A foursome of blokes is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is
> hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time.
>
> When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she
> goes over and fluffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and
> finally hacks it another five feet
>
> She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess
> all those " F------ LESSONS" I took over the winter didn't help."
>
> One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should
> have taken "golf lessons" instead!"
>
> He never even had a chance to duck. He was 43.......

[NazNomad]

"He was 43....... "

??

[DTCwordfan]

He probably had played 9 holes by the time his score was 43......

I will post an American golf one....

[Jemisa]

If you had read it properly you would have seen the start of the joke it said
"Man Killed on Golf Course"

He WAS 43 when he died? DOH!

jem