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Heffner to marry a 24 year old
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Reminds me of an old one:
84 year old marries a 24 year old.
He dies and her friends leave a respectable amount of time before asking her,
"What was he like?"
"Oh very generous and loving; gave me anuthing I wanted."
"We don't mean that, what was he like in bed?"
"Oh fantastic and really knew how to handle a woman. Took his time, mind you, and none of this wham, bang, thank you Maam"
She continues....with a distant loving gaze in her eyes.
"We used to lie in bed on Sundays and made loeve to the sound of the church bell, ding, dong, ding dong....."
"He would still be alive if that fire engine hadn't gone past."
84 year old marries a 24 year old.
He dies and her friends leave a respectable amount of time before asking her,
"What was he like?"
"Oh very generous and loving; gave me anuthing I wanted."
"We don't mean that, what was he like in bed?"
"Oh fantastic and really knew how to handle a woman. Took his time, mind you, and none of this wham, bang, thank you Maam"
She continues....with a distant loving gaze in her eyes.
"We used to lie in bed on Sundays and made loeve to the sound of the church bell, ding, dong, ding dong....."
"He would still be alive if that fire engine hadn't gone past."
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