Prostate Check Up...

[Jemisa]

Prostate check-up...
An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there,
he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your
prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie
on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'.
The old guy obeys and says,"99". The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again,
while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99". Again, the old guy says, '99'."
The doctor said, “Very good”. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.
I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis
to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.
The old guy begins, "One ... Two ... Three" ...

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing!!!

[marval]

lol good one

[Captin Kirk]

superb!

[DTCwordfan]

nice

[Jemisa]

Glad you like...
jem

[anneasquith]

another good one jem............

[Answerprancer]

LOL
I went to the doc recently for the same reason and I was informed that I had to have a rectal examination.
He told me to remove my trousers/underwear, turn around and place my hands on the wall so I did - I felt the insertion and thought "actually, that doesn't feel too bad", then I noticed his hands were either side of mine.

[mike11111]

And who says the NHS is uncaring!

[sandyRoe]

When I had that examination a few years ago I almost levitated off the couch.

[Jemisa]

Yes, Yes, AP. My BinL said the same thing. - (snigger)

jem

[Answerprancer]

..really ? ...was it that good ?

[anneasquith]

lol at sandy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!