Blonde Joke..
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which
was which. A neighbour suggested that she cut the tail of one
horse and that worked great until the other horse got his
tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly
like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again.
The neighbour suggested she notch the ear off one horse. That
worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a
barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them
apart. The neighbour suggested she measure the horses for
height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the
white horse was 2 inches taller than the black.