2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate,

[Groupie]

when I said white they gave me a lecture on the
benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.. I think they were Hovis Witnesses.

[Dris]

Boom Boom ;)

[squarebear]

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought, "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".

[Sqad]

So have you changed over to brown bread?

[Dris]

:) SB

[piggynose]

serves you right for admitting to eating white bread