Acetaminophen

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*Subject:* Acetaminophen
*All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. **
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*Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is
Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen. *

*Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. **

**
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. *

*After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. *
*Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix,
and of course, Ibepokin. **
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**Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer.. *
*It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff
one.
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*Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good
old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. *

*Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. **
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**Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. *

*This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
with them. **

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Mwaahahhaaaa!!!! *thumbs up*