The Australian Talking clock.

[wildwood]

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late onenight,

a drunk guy led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friends asked.

'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he drunkenly replied.

'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'

'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'

'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.

'Just watch' he said.

He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.

His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,

'For f*#k's sake, you stupid pri*#. It's ten past three in the f*#king morning!!!'

[joeluke]

Lol, like it

[Invictas]

You mean Australians can tell the time,well isn't it amazing what you can discover on AB! LOL

[DTCwordfan]

will use this one tomorrow.....thx

[JonnyBoy12]

P*ssed myself laughing at this one. I think we can all make time for this joke!