Some joke
2 new young players have signed for Liverpool FC they fit in with the culture perfectly. 1 Itallian Robatelli and a Chinese man Nikacar
2 goldfish in a tank, one says "how the f*ck do we drive this?
My fairy god mother asked me if i wanted a long memory or a long penis, I forget my response.
My grandfather was a trucking mormon. No... No a F*cking moron!
Velcro, What a rip off. Come on!
Someone asked me what is your position to manage a football team in Sheffield. I said I can't manage Wednesday