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ELVIS68 | 22:36 Thu 10th Feb 2011 | Jokes
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The Government claimed a small Cumbrian farmer was not paying proper wages to his help, and sent an agent out to investigate him.


Govt employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.

I pay him £200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about £10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

Govt employee: That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one.

Farmer: That would be me.
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lol sounds about right.
What's your point?
It's a joke. The farmer is saying he must be mad for doing all that.
I didn't see that one coming! ☺

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