Two guys are drinking in a bar.

[McMouse]

One says, "Did you know that Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"BUGGER !" says his friend. "And I just joined Rotary..."

[marval]

lol

[chelle7272]

nice one

[joggerjayne]

?

[mike11111]

Reprise of an old one:

"Mam, how do buffaloes make love?"
"No idea, son, you're Dad's a Mason".

[chrissa1]

My old dad was in Rotary And was a Lion. He would have loved this. Nice one McMouse.

[mike11111]

That should be 'your'. I do know the difference but the whisky is starting to take effect and affecting my typing skills.

[joggerjayne]

Oh, I see ... they're all clubs and things.

[chrissa1]

I assure you Red there are no secret handshakes in Rotary Or The Lions.

[DTCwordfan]

Mine too would have liked this - he loved Rotary and was Lt Governor of Cornwall Rotary before he died.....

[DTCwordfan]

and Rotary takes women now I believe......certainly in the States...

[chrissa1]

I remember my Dad taking us to a special children's lunch which was a yearly treat at Rotary.
Also the great Lion's Dinner Dances when I was older DT.

[DTCwordfan]

I have been to many a lunch - he used to use Rotary lunches as his way of eating on the road and would run his attendance around 150% and more.

I have spoked thrice at lunches, once en francais a Paris (Centrale).

[DTCwordfan]

sorry spoken

[chrissa1]

Good stuff DT. Were you a member too?