The Widow!

[Jemisa]

Three Irishmen were working on a high-rise building project - Paddy, Mick and Dec.

Dec falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Mick says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.'

Paddy says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Guimess.

Mick says, 'Where did you get that from Paddy?'

'Dec's wife gave it to me,' Paddy replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you a gift?'

'Well not exactly,' Paddy says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her,'You must be Dec's widow'.

She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'

And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Guiness you are.'

[tamborine]

hahaha.....but luv it. How r the eyes Jem ?

[wildwood]

3½ / 10

[trt]

Jem,

This joke is ancient!!!!

[cojones]

All the jokes on AB are ancient!!